Cruption

280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ... भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाल...े 30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है. या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़ रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4 लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है. ऐसा भी कह सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है. इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा. मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64 सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है. भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके रखा हुआ है. हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, २ जी स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........आप लोग जोक्स फॉरवर्ड करते ही हो. इसे भी इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की पूरा भारत इसे पढ़े ... और एक आन्दोलन बन जाये ...

बड़े दिनों के बाद (वोर्कोउट विथ आउट वर्क)

Some exercise is always better than none. Here are ten tips to help you get your workout at work: 1. Park farther away from the office, or get off public transportation at an earlier stop, and walk the rest of the way. 2. Take the stairs instead of the elevator, especially if you've got only a few floors to climb. 3. Go for a walk during lunch. One way to do this is to skip your usual salad spot on the corner and find one a little farther away. If you bring your lunch to work, use the time you save buying lunch to take a walk around the block. 4. Deliver messages by hand instead of by phone or e-mail, and walk over to co-workers when you need to chat with them. 5. Instead of meeting in the office or over lunch, take it to the streets (or park) for a walk — or even to the gym. 6. Take frequent breaks to get up and walk around. 7. Find a gym near your workplace and exercise for 20 minutes during your lunch break or just before or after work. 8. Use your headset or cell phone and walk around while talking on the phone. 9. Stretch occasionally while sitting at your desk.10. Participate in workplace-sponsored sports activities or athletic fund-raising events.

"Love is Life But Friendship is More than Life."

Friendship and Love are the same and they are inter
linked with each other, there's no friendship unless you
love your friend, ....however their are some differences,
love is very possessive and friendship is liberal, love can
envy, however friendship compromises...both of these are
wonderful feelings which every one in this world should
experience.... however to be honest friendship is always
better, because it does not look for caste, religion etc.....!

Cool Jiya(!!! Lovely jiya!!!)

This Feeling of Love

This feeling of love that I have for you,
A feeling so strong, so special, so new.
You give me the gift of happiness each day,
Never have I known it could be this way.
You have given your love regardless of cost,
With my heart in your care, I will never be lost.
Or never again wonder what love really means,
For now I do know it means so many things.
Understanding and caring, through good times and bad,
Sharing emotions, should they be happy or sad.
Being there for each other through laughter or tears,
At each other's side for the rest of our years.
My only wish is to be with you, my love,
For each day I pray to the heavens above.
That you always remember my feelings for you.
A feeling so strong, so special, so new!

only for someone( !!! CXan u tell me Y this Is !!!)

tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhnud lene , is duniya se nahi apne dil se pooch lene ,
ap k as pas hi rahte hai hum yado se nahi to sath guzare lamho se pooch lena

khusi teri pyar ki mujhe mehka jaati hai,
teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
sans to bahut der leti hai ane me,
har sans se pahle teri yaad aa jaati hai

Teri chahto me humne… Khud ko bhee mita diya..

Sabse chupa ke teri yaado ko, Apne khwabo me chupa liya…

Par yaad na karege naa tujhko… ye zidd hai hamari…

Tabhi to dekho humne… neendo ko dushman bana liya..

Ye Azeeb ishq ke khel hai jaha lazzato me kami nahi…

Kabhi khawon ne hansa diya.. kabhi haqikat ne rula diya..

Tu nahi naseeb me hamre… Teri aarzoo bhee kabhi kiya nahi..

Kabhi yaad humko aayi tu.. to SHER humne ek bana liya..

DON’T LAUGH

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
   

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalo, sub maroge!


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child .
 
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta :   Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
 
 

 
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa :    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
 
   
 
Santa     :   When I fight with you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet :   I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa     :   How does that help?
Jasmeet :   I use your toothbrush!

KEEP SMILEING

Lecturer- "Children in the dark make mistakes ".. Give me the opposite to this sentence.

Santa- "Mistakes in the dark make children"!!!

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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishmen asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 Kms.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"