DON’T LAUGH

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
   

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalo, sub maroge!


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child .
 
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta :   Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
 
 

 
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa :    A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
 
   
 
Santa     :   When I fight with you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet :   I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa     :   How does that help?
Jasmeet :   I use your toothbrush!